Iâve been saying since way before it was cool that Huckabee is the guy to watch on the GOP side of the interminable 2008 presidential race. Of course now that the chattering classes all believe this too, itâs not so novel anymore. My feelings on politics and the state of the nation in general mean that I have to look a little further afield than Tim Russert and George Stephanopoulis for my commentariat red meat, so, as always, I turn to Matt Taibbi to bring the outrage and the right-on jive. Here he is on Mike Huckabee:
Huckabee is a bigger-government Republican who emphasizes prison reform and poverty relief. In the world of GOP politics, he represents something entirely newâa cross between John Edwards and Jerry Falwell, an ordained Southern Baptist preacher who actually seems to give a shit about the working poor.
When you get a guy rolling in who can talk about his experience losing 100 lbs just before he waxes emotional about abortion and poor people on his way to pick up an electric bass and jam with the band, youâve got the bizarro-world cultural triple-threat that is Mike Huckabee. Thereâs a bit more to him than that though, and it ainât pretty. Onward from the Matt:
But Huckabee is also something else: full-blown nuts, a Christian goofball of the highest order. He believes the Earth may be only 6,000 years old, angrily rejects the evidence that human beings evolved from âprimatesâ and thinks America wouldnât need so much Mexican labor if we allowed every aborted fetus to grow up and enter the workforce. To top it off, Huckabee also left behind a record of ethical missteps in the swamp of Arkansas politics that make Whitewater seem like a jaywalking ticket.
Thatâs actually just the next paragraph of the story, but itâs a good illustration. Huck isnât just folks. Heâs just insane-o Christian folks—one of the types who believes that itâs possible to have an âopinionâ on whether or not evolution is true. That kind of thing always blows my mind. Evolution is about as much of a theory as is gravity, electromagnetism, or relativity. You donât get to âbelieve in itâ or not. If you reject it, youâre crazy. Simple as that. If you walked up to me and said you didnât believe in gravity, I wouldnât have the whole weight of the political establishment on my head expecting me to respect that belief, would I? But with evolution itâs somehow different. Anyway, I digress. Hereâs more from the article:
Huckabee gave an even more damning glimpse into his inner batshit self in a recent appearance at the Prestonwood Baptist Church near Dallas, where he told audiences that Christians are sitting in the pole position of the race to Armageddon. âIf youâre with Jesus Christ, we know how it turns out in the final moment,â he said. âIâve read the last chapter in the book, and we do end up winning.â
Ahhhhh!
As president, Huck would support a constitutional amendment banning abortion and would give science a back seat to religion. âScience changes with every generation and with new discoveries, and God doesnât,â he says. âSo Iâll stick with God if the two are in conflict.â Huckabeeâs well-documented disdain for science was reflected in the performance of the Arkansas school system when he was governor; one independent survey gave the state an F for its science standards in schools, a grade that among other things reflected Huckabeeâs hostility toward the teaching of evolution.
Yeah. The guy definitely has to be stopped. Heâs surging in Iowa, and my feeling is that heâs going to win there. I wouldnât be surprised if he ended up doing really well in South Carolina as well, given their penchant for religious wackos and the fact that Grandpa Fred, previously the man to beat, has been tanking of late in the Palmetto State.