You know what you should do? You should go download Fart Battles. It’s in the store and it’s funny as hell. It’s crude but it’s also clever. You can use it to battle people or to play pranks on your friends or to create gross sounds to offend your co-workers during meetings. It’s got a couple of bugs left, but we’re working hard to get those squashed, and unlike many iPhone apps, the chances are high that you’ll never see them.

I wish I had more to say than this right now, but RailsConf is going on right now, so I’m tired and need to go get ready for day 2.

Fart Battles. It’s out there. It’s crude. It’s gaining on you. Don’t be left behind.